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Dirty Sangria

A swipe across the upper lip with a finger coated with a brownish red, foul smelling type of liquid coming from a woman's vagina! Preferably a blood clot.
My Friend and I decided we needed a come back for the dirty sanchez. And since we know that vaginal blood (with the occassional blood cot) probably does not taste all that good nor smells that fantastic...how about swiping that across someone's upper lip! Since Red Sangria's come with clumps of fruit...thought a clumpy blood clot across a man's face would be rather funny (hince the term DIRTY SANGRIA).
Dirty Sangria by The Brown Wind April 28, 2011

dirtysanchez 

When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
dirtysanchez by Pete March 20, 2003

dirtysanchez 

When your getting some brown lovin' and you smear some shit on your lovers lip making her look like shes got a brown mustache.
The dirty bitch loved a thick dirty sanchez
dirtysanchez by BlueOyster April 30, 2003

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026