When a woman wears the same thong for a month straight while never showering. Then she takes her thong and makes her lover wear it like a lvl 10 crusty helm of destruction with the ability to keep STDs away simply by scaring them away from the overwhelming stench.
Used in some developing countries as a defense against Mormon Missionaries.
Bruh! She totally pulled a dirty Rhiannon on me! I’ve never felt so invincible. I even let her give me a Dirty Justin I was so confident!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)