Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

Dirty Quaker by H. Karl September 16, 2011

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dirty quacker

the act of spreading your lovers butt checks and making a loud quacking noise

I gave my girlfriend a massive dirty quacker

dirty quacker by Bear wrangler May 7, 2010

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Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.

John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"

Dirty Quaver by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021

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