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Dirty Pierre 

When you wear a red béret and have sex with your mother. Then you eat a croissant.
One time in gym class I gave this girl Caitlin a Dirty Pierre. Ooh La-La!
Dirty Pierre by PurpleDyke June 12, 2008

Dirty Pierre 

When a guy named Mike and a guy named Chris 69 while holing a fresh, still warm baguette.
"Where are Tommy and Bert?"

"I saw Tom buying a baguette, so they're probably doing a Dirty Pierre behind the Starbucks"
Dirty Pierre by CleverTree123 March 11, 2024

double dirty juan pierre 

You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half
She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre

Dirty Pierce

Process in which a dog climbs on your penis during anal sex. To get the dog off you proceed to pull out early and insert in dog to scare it away.
Dude when I was doing it with a hot milf her German Shepard climbed on my thing so I had to use Dirty Pierce to scare it away
Dirty Pierce by Dirty SpongeBob October 30, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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