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Dirty Phone

noun: A secret, usually prepaid, cell phone used by both males and females whom are having an affair in order to keep their normal cell phones free of evidence of the affair.
Woman #1: "I think my husband is cheating on me, but I checked his cell phone records and couldn't find any strange numbers on it".

Woman #2: "You might want to search his drawers for a dirty phone that he could be using instead".
Dirty Phone by Ms. Fiddly Bums March 31, 2009
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Dirty Cell Phone 

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"
My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

Dirt Phone 

Any cellular telephone which is not an Apple iPhone. A cell phone of common and uninteresting origin which does little more than make and receive calls. The dirt phone is commonly made of inferior materials and is poorly cared for by its owner.
My iPhone is a game-changer. I'll never go back to a $29 dirt phone.
Dirt Phone by jsn111 July 6, 2009

Dirty Phoebe 

A dirty Phoebe is when it's a full moon and you go to an old folks home and see if you can trick old ladies into showing you their tiddies like it's Mardi Gras in 1982
Hey bro, you wanna go to the retirement home and dirty Phoebe the old ladies and CNA's?
Dirty Phoebe by Slickers21 March 30, 2020