Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.

Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him

Dirty Pham by heavybird January 18, 2010

dirtyhamm 

To cruelly trick, con, scam, or take advantage of the stupidity of others for personal gain. Most commonly used in games, but certainly applicable in any pursuit.

When Chris landed on Boardwalk where Heather had a hotel, he slyly began a conversation to distract her from that fact. Then he handed her the dice and said,"It's your turn." Tricking her into rolling and thus getting out of paying her. In response to her protests he simply told her to deal with it as she had just been dirtyhammed.

dirtyhamm by indycardshark February 20, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016