Dirty Perris

when a girl masturbates/ has sex so hard she farts and scares her partner away

“Damn man. I got a dirty perris last night, that bitch stunk.”

Dirty Perris by donttouchmyboobs April 16, 2020

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dirty perrin

A parent that so resents their children that they are wilfully neglectful.
A parent that would rather see their child fail than succeed.

She wouldn't jump in the pool to save her drowning daughter. She's such a dirty perrin.

dirty perrin by Angel Swallows June 6, 2017

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dirty parris

When you get a blowjob from a MILF while on the lazy river at your favorite water park.

John: Bro, I just got a Dirty Parris from Stacy's mom!

Sean: Siiiiick dude, can I hop on for dirty seconds?

dirty parris by Donald‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎‎‏‏‎‎‏‏ Dump April 24, 2020

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Dirty periscope

When another inserts their head into the anus of another male or female and bites down on the lining of the anus

Person 1: Hey baby, fancy a dirty periscope?
Person 2: I would love you to give me a dirty periscope.

Dirty periscope by Sliperyspangel August 20, 2015

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Dirty Perri

When a girl is taking 2 dicks at once while eating cereal

Yeah I asked my girlfriend to do the Dirty Perri with me and Michael!

Dirty Perri by Moopjas February 10, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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