Dirty Pasky

1. In sexual terms a Dirty Pasky is a Rusty Trombone, Angry Pirate, and Gorilla Mask in under three minutes.

2. Dirty Pasky can also be used as an insult. If you call someone a Dirty Pasky it means they are worthless, smelly, hopeless pieces of crap who are probably going to Mexico. Hell is not a bad enough place for these people. Mexico is the only place that can hold such filth.

1. Last night Devan and I performed a Dirty Pasky.

by Michael & Jared December 20, 2006

Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009