Dirty Omelete 

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Dirty Omelette 

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020

Dirty omelette 

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

Dirty omelette by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

Dirty Omelette 

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Making it clap January 4, 2018