Dirty Omelete
When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.
Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020
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Dirty Omelette
When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.
Dirty Omelette by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020
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Dirty omelette
When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup
You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house
Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though
You: your right, this Friday?
Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though
You: your right, this Friday?
Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
Dirty omelette by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013
Dirty Omelette
Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Dirty Omelette by Making it clap January 4, 2018
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