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Dirty moose 

This sexually intimate act sees two males urinate around a room and await a female. When the female enters the room, the two moose have a sword (penis) fight as the female watches on. The victorious moose charges the female, head butting her in the buttocks to tenderise her meat. He then enters her in either orifice. She whimpers in submission.
My brother and his friend were at a 40th and decided to impress a lady. They decided to fight for intimacy by doing the dance of the dirty moose
Dirty moose by Hedgehog7 July 5, 2019

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.
I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.
Dirty Mooney by fyimoon February 21, 2011

Dirty Moon Landing 

The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.
She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.

dirty mooch 

A friend who is jealous of your relationship (of any kind) and he/she goes after your significant other and succeeds.
My girlfriend left me for that dirty mooch because he was better in bed

I want to beat the hell out of that dirty mooch who stole my crush at the party!

Sorry I’m a dirty mooch, but just saying it’s for the better.
dirty mooch by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020

dirty moonchez 

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez
Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."
dirty moonchez by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009