dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer
talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline
A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a DirtyMitchell”