Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

Dirty Mitchell

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!

Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend

by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time

I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man

by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

Dirty Mitchell

The name you call your kid when its a mistake

when mommy and daddy had intercourse, they called him Dirty Mitchell

by own3db March 3, 2011

Dirty Mitchell

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a person anus.

Them baseball boys just love to Dirty Mitchell each other.

by Thy Choseth Juan December 13, 2023

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025