Dirty Misty

Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.

Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.

I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.

by Bob Fife December 9, 2018

dirty missy

When a sweet girl with a sexy accent causes lady boners galore, and you have to rub one out right there on the spot no matter who's watching.

I was walking in the park minding my business and wouldn't you know it, i had a dirty missy right there!

by Your dirty destiny May 20, 2019

Dirty Minty

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was

Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.

by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020

Dirty Mistee

A former Dirty foot "name referencing a Methamphetamine whore". Most commonly found working at a custom flour mixing mill. Flirts with everyone in highly inappropriate ways.

"Hey man have you spoke to the new girl she is definitely a Dirty Mistee!"

by Mr. Fuckery December 20, 2021