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dirty miles 

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.
dirty miles by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020

Dirty Milkshake

The sexual act when a guy takes a dump inside their partners mouth and then puts his penis inside their mouth and .stirring vigorously while saying "Brrrrrr" until ejaculation. Thus giving him/hers a Dirty Milkshake
."Yotam: Ethan gave me last night a "Dirty Milkshake
.Segev: Thats why your breath stinks so much
.Yotam: Yeah he pooped a lot and i didn't brush my teeth.
Dirty Milkshake by Thxpupe June 27, 2020

dirty milkshake club

Very different to the traditional definition of dirty milkshake, but we don’t talk about that.
Sophia was disappointed to find out that the first rule of Dirty Milkshake Club is that you do not talk about Dirty Milkshake Club.

The dirty milkshake

The art of retrieving cum from a vagina after regretting cumming inside
I heard will did the dirty milkshake on Stacey last night, I think it might if worked
The dirty milkshake by Ketboy 3000 November 27, 2019

dirty milkshake

when you shit in a cup put milk and sugar in it and put it on your dick and have your partner lick it off.
i gave my partner a dirty milkshake and she beat the shit out of me.
dirty milkshake by kyle, andrew March 14, 2008

Dirty Milkshake

Slang for eating ass that has shit residue on it.
I gave my girlfriend a dirty milkshake after she took a shit.
Dirty Milkshake by Sur October 15, 2019