Dirty Milani

When you are secretly homosexual so you cross dress terribly (like a scooby-doo character) to abduct women under 4 feet tall, scissor them, while shoving their head into a bread slicer (similar to Kate’s death scene in fear street)

Did you hear? She did a Dirty Milani last night with a miss piggy puppet.

Dirty Milani by ArianaGrandesLeftKidney September 8, 2021

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Dirty Melanie

Aka the pogo stick. It's when the girl is on top and bouncing, but she pulls out each time and alternates ass, pussy, ass puss.

My wife did the dirty Melanie last night. She was going so fast I came in both holes twice.

Dirty Melanie by JL188 December 10, 2018

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dirty melanie

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳

hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

dirty melanie by backdoordior May 4, 2020

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dirty milano

When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie

Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.

dirty milano by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

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Dirty Milan

Having sex with white mold on your penis.

It's a way to show true love to pass on the mold in the vagina of the person's partner

He wanted to do a Dirty Milan with me but i'm not ready for that kind of relationship yet

Dirty Milan by Yumi Ishiyama March 22, 2023

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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