Dirty mayo 

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

Dirty mayo by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Dirty Mayo Hotlink 

You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.

Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!

Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!

Dirty Mayo Hotlink by Jonez82 October 3, 2013

The dirty mayo 

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.

"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"

The dirty mayo by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

The dirty mayor 

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.

Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.

The dirty mayor by SleeperBooty December 31, 2018

Dirty Mayonnaise 

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

Dirty Mayonnaise by MayoGott October 7, 2024