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Dirty Mayo Hotlink 

You will need: 1 hotlink (or sausage if you prefer) and 1 hotdog bun
Dirty Mayo Hotlink: The act of ejaculating into the anus of another person, once done you must shove a hotlink (or sausage) into their rectum and then have them squeeze it out on a hotdog bun, You will then proceed to feed it to them.
Damn bro! I just gave that bitch a Dirty Mayo Hotlink and she wanted seconds!!!

I had some leftovers from the barbecue I didn't know what to do with, Then I remembered how much my mom likes Dirty Mayo Hotlinks!!!

Dude I just gave my sister a Dirty Mayo Hotlink but it burned the tip of my Dick!!! "Well that's because you're supposed to blow your load in her ass first before you shove in the Hotlink you fucktard"!!!
Dirty Mayo Hotlink by Jonez82 October 3, 2013

The dirty mayo 

When you slather mayonnaise all over your prince and slowly rub your bodies together. This then calls for a pattern of ravishing spanks to the rear from your prince.
"Hey prince let's do The Dirty Mayo!"
"Oh yes Harris let me get the jar!"
The dirty mayo by Mr.Carey March 19, 2017

The dirty mayor 

Getting sloppy seconds on an election night. Very rare condition.
Michelle got a taste of the Dirty Mayor last night.
The dirty mayor by SleeperBooty December 31, 2018

Dirty Mayonnaise 

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise
I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)
Dirty Mayonnaise by MayoGott October 7, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026