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Dirty Mathis 

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them
Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good
Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018
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Dirty Mathis 

A dirty Mathis is the art of poring noddles in the girls vagina and then fucking her and sticking you finger in her anise and then licking it
Man what a great time last night doing that dirty Mathis
Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018

Dirty Mathis 

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them
Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good
Dirty Mathis by luck manager October 17, 2018

dirty Mathieu 

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

Dirty Mathias

When a man has a small penis but his mom still likes it
I have a dirty Mathias
Dirty Mathias by Dirty DIDI September 13, 2021

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.
Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.
Dirty Matisse by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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