Dirty Mari 

A Dirty Mari is the result of combining period blood, the tears of toxic men, their wallets, and frozen cum cubes in a blender and cranking it to High Speed before pouring it into your desired mug of choice.

Hello Fredrick, may I ask what you are drinking?

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Why it’s a Dirty Mari, very good stuff my old friend! Drinking this no longer makes me feel the need to harass the women I’ve met, it’s unexplainable! Try it!
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Sure, Fred.

Dirty Mari by RavenKira May 7, 2020

Dirty Mari 

When you're such a good girl that you'll pay for dinner, drinks, and give your best friend's boyfriend head in the Uber on the way home while she sits in the front seat.

"Man, the girl I met on Tinder last night gave me the best Dirty Mari I've ever had in my life."

Dirty Mari by TaterTit1024 April 3, 2020

The Dirty Mario 

Cumming inside someone male or female and the using a dirty plunger to clear the hole.

After Jesus came in me, he did the the Dirty Mario to me!

The Dirty Mario by Duztytrue August 24, 2014

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

Dirty Marian by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty mariana 

Getting high with the homies, take a lot of acid and have psychedelic sex

Tonight i’m gonna have a Dirty mariana

Dirty mariana by Jackiegreen420 April 14, 2020

dirty marianne 

Getting drunk off beer, shots and strawpedos and snorting coke with your mates until 7am then getting up and going about ya normal day

“Oh man, Thursday night was ace, I pulled a dirty marianne but I felt like ass on Friday.”

dirty marianne by Monkeybantz April 3, 2020

Dirty Marius 

A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

Dirty Marius by Mankey_yeet April 14, 2020