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dirty majestic beard 

When the Majestic Beard is moisturized by the vaginal fluids of a thousand virgin's
Hey did you guys check out Eli's Majestic Beard it's been moisturized by a thousand virgin's that's a Dirty Majestic Beard

Dirty majeed 

When a gay best friend decides to lick your toes, and suck on you toe nails, while being fingered by a squirrel.
I did a dirty majeed to my friend this morning.
Dirty majeed by Your_joey September 18, 2021

dirty majgull 

When you eat a taco right before ass sex and you feel the burn of the taco making it’s way out and schlong making it’s way in
We made an unexpected dirty majgull yesterday, she didn’t tell me she had eaten 3 tacos
dirty majgull by myassisburning December 6, 2020

Dirty Maja 

Someone who has or wants to get a lobotomy in the 21st century. Very charming on the outside, but you don't know what's going on underneath.
Look at that dog! It has a dirty Maja. ><
Dirty Maja by Mystc... April 11, 2024

Dirty Major

when you hit up a high school freshman, then they lowkey steal your mother and you catch them scissoring violently and loudly on your living room couch when you get home
Bro #1: im never speaking to my mother again.
Bro #2: why?
Bro #1: the girl I asked out earlier gave her a dirty major!
Bro #3: stop asking out freshmen, dumbass

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026