Dirty Maikel

When a female person sucks your meat and then tries to talk exactly at the moment you shoot your load into the back of her throat.

Damn, that girl really gave me a dirty Maikel last night. I still can't figure out what she was saying.

Dirty Maikel by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021

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Dirty Maikel

when you fuck her and leave an egg in her vagina forever

Yea i fucked her and did a Dirty Maikel!!

Dirty Maikel by Cockwatch69 January 21, 2023

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Dirty Markell

A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.

I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now

Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence

Dirty Markell by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020

Dirty Maike

When you watch hot asian guys put hoses with little cameras into each others asses and watch the footage in between K-drama episodes

Is she procrastinating? Idk, probably pulling off a dirty Maike

Dirty Maike by yourlocalputa April 15, 2020

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dirty makela

A nasty stud that gives bomb ass head #dirtyMaKela

She went dirty MaKela on me in the bathroom

dirty makela by Dirty MaKela May 1, 2020

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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