Dirty Maikel

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When a female person sucks your meat and then tries to talk exactly at the moment you shoot your load into the back of her throat.

Damn, that girl really gave me a dirty Maikel last night. I still can't figure out what she was saying.

Dirty Maikel by Lord Bucket September 15, 2021

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Dirty Maikel

when you fuck her and leave an egg in her vagina forever

Yea i fucked her and did a Dirty Maikel!!

Dirty Maikel by Cockwatch69 January 21, 2023

Related Words

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Dirty Markell

A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.

I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now

Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence

Dirty Markell by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020

Dirty Maike

When you watch hot asian guys put hoses with little cameras into each others asses and watch the footage in between K-drama episodes

Is she procrastinating? Idk, probably pulling off a dirty Maike

Dirty Maike by yourlocalputa April 15, 2020

dirty makela

A nasty stud that gives bomb ass head #dirtyMaKela

She went dirty MaKela on me in the bathroom

dirty makela by Dirty MaKela May 1, 2020

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026