Dirty Maddalin

When you’re having sex with a woman freshly postpartum and you use the fresh breastmilk as lube for the strap-on she puts on later.

“my wife just gave birth”
“oh cool dude now you can do a dirty maddalin”

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Dirty Mandalin

When you piss on a pickle then shove said pickle up the guys ass you were just riding then steal.his wallet and head to Chik Fila

Dude this girl i met in ga seriously put ghb in my drink...i woke up with my wallet gone and a cucumber up my ass. She gave me a dirty mandalin

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