This is performed when the man takes Lance brand crackers and puts them in the vagina until he can't fit anymore, then she sits on his face and he pleasures her while simultaneously eating the crackers, this act is only completed after every cracker is consumed, but he had better hurry cause the crackers get soggy after to long
by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
Get the Dirty Lance mug.When you beat a woman after sex then go to jail for domestic abuse. You then get get kicked out jail because you keep wanting to suck inmates cocks.
by Rail rider November 17, 2013
Get the dirty lance mug.Related Words
dirty lance • Dirty Lacey • Dirty Landen • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike
When you snort coke off of an outdoor store owners penis and walk back across the street to your club with a tarp to have copious amounts of unprotected sex with Miranda... all while helping your bros clean ducks and scout.
by TheGhostOfTomWaits March 5, 2019
Get the Dirty Landen mug.When you wear a lace thong panty for multiple days and then shove them into someone's mouth during sex.
by LadyOfEtown May 21, 2019
Get the Dirty Lacey mug.The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.
Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.
by Edna Smith November 29, 2011
Get the Dirty Lacey mug.