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dirty kristin 

v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick
I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?
dirty kristin by Kalison November 7, 2007

dirty khristina 

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!
Woke in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty Khristina...
dirty khristina by kaybeo December 13, 2019

Dirty Kristine 

When you Chinese finger cuff two gay men for free room and board but secretly fantasize about muscled meatheads tickling your twat
I had no place to catch when I moved to Hawaii so I had to pull a Dirty Kristine

Dirty Krystina

Yet ANOTHER trend that people with the spelling “Krystina” can’t follow!
Wow! I wanna follow that trend on tiktok! Damn! It’s a dirty Krystina.

dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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