dirty kiki 

after he finged anf ated my bus he said mmmm is finger likin good and prostated to lik his fingr.

This sturdy penus is perfect for your morning orgy, mackout session , or whatever hot chum flavored beverage you enjoy. It's sticky white and soar cum flor retains its quality when fuckeded and handedjobed.

Dimensions are 100.10″ (6000 cm) long, 400″ (8000 cm) thic.

dirty kiki

dirty kiki by bigdikaugh August 12, 2023

Dirty Kiki 

To add tzatziki sauce to a woman's piss flaps so you have a gyro vaginwich.

I was about to go down on her, but figured I'd spice things up by having a Dirty Kiki.

Dirty Kiki by SmashingBlumpkins2020 April 6, 2020

Dirtymiking it 

when you're chatting with someone online or on the phone and they're takig a really long time to respond because you think they're masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?

Jill:3:27 Heeyyyy
Jack: 3:28 whatsup
Jill:3:28 Omg guess what! :)

Jill:3:30 ....... jack?!
Jill: 3:45 damnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
Jack:jill, jack me

Dirtymiking it by woah that was cool November 27, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012