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Dirty Kels 

When she takes 15 Xanax, fucks you to sleep. Then steals your bodywash and checkbook
I had this chick over last night n she gave me a dirty kels
Dirty Kels by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019
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Dirty Kelsi 

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"
Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.
Dirty Kelsi by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.
I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.
Dirty kelsey by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty kelsie 

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.
Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie
dirty kelsie by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

dirty kelso 

When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.
I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.
dirty kelso by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.
I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.
Dirty kelsey by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.
I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.
Dirty Kelsey by Mush1234 October 28, 2021
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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