Dirty Kels

When she takes 15 Xanax, fucks you to sleep. Then steals your bodywash and checkbook

I had this chick over last night n she gave me a dirty kels

by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019

Dirty Kelsi

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"

Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.

by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.

I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.

by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty kelsie

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.

Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie

by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

dirty kelso

When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.

I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.

by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.

I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.

by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021