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Dirty Kelsi 

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"
Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.
Dirty Kelsi by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.
I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.
Dirty kelsey by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty kelsie 

A bad bitch who’s ready to swing when spoken to with disrespect.
Hey Kelsie go do her dirty Kelsie
dirty kelsie by Lord Grieves April 2, 2020

dirty kelso 

When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.
I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.
dirty kelso by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.
I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.
Dirty kelsey by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.
I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.
Dirty Kelsey by Mush1234 October 28, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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