Dirty Kalyan

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime

I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night

by Sircute November 30, 2020

dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020

Dirty Kallan

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.

Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!

by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020

Dirty Kalhan

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.

by Leghair_bitch17 May 6, 2020