Dirty Kalyan

When a man shoves a rat up a ladys pussy and let's him run around in her for a little bit when the rat crawls out he cook, frys and eats the rat covered in pussy slime

I did a great Dirty Kalyan last night

Dirty Kalyan by Sircute November 30, 2020

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dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

dirty kalyn by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020

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Dirty Kallan

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.

Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!

Dirty Kallan by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020

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Dirty Kalhan

When a one makes a porno with a 107 year old man and he cums till he dies. After they inherit all his money and eat 7 dildos.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight I’m planning to pull a Dirty Kalhan at the Senior Center.

Dirty Kalhan by Leghair_bitch17 May 6, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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