Dirty Jordy

When a dude named jordan takes a little kid nad givves them his kids in an orphanage to go marry hitlers transgender step kids who fucked drizzy drake and homelander in the ass.

OH SHI DID YOU SEE THAT JORDAN GUY ON THE NEWWS!

YEA HES FUCKED UP JUST LIKE DRAKE HE DID THE DIRTY JORDY

by Deeezzzdezz July 31, 2024

Dirty jordan

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.

"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"

by eliiiiiiiisssaaaaa m April 25, 2007

Dirty Jordan

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Dirty Jody

A woman who loves cuddles with her girlfriend / Wife and enjoys watching erotic horror movies Until they both fall asleep

Let’s have a dirty jody night!

by TheLesbianWithAutism April 14, 2020

dirty jordyn

A dirty Jordyn is when someone drinks urine, thinking that it is Lemonade.

John: DUUUUDE did you just pull a dirty jordyn?
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!

That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!

by awwwsome September 13, 2014

Dirty jordan

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty jordan

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.

"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019