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Dirty jordan 

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a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"
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Dirty Jordan 

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When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.
"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"
Dirty Jordan by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020
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Dirty Jody 

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A woman who loves cuddles with her girlfriend / Wife and enjoys watching erotic horror movies Until they both fall asleep
Let’s have a dirty jody night!
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dirty jordyn 

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A dirty Jordyn is when someone drinks urine, thinking that it is Lemonade.
John: DUUUUDE did you just pull a dirty jordyn?
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!

That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!
dirty jordyn by awwwsome September 13, 2014
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Dirty jordan 

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the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.
"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"
Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty jordan 

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dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.
"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"
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