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Dirty Jaxion 

The act of hypnotizing someone into being so obsessed with you that they constantly seek your validation, usually to the point of annoyance.
Ayo, I heard Samantha totally Dirty Jaxion’ed a guy from across the world into paying them!
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dirty jaxon 

A dirty Jaxon is when a man fucks a pussy when she is upside down while getting ass fucked.
Damn that dirty Jaxon last night was hot lets do it tonight.

Dirty Jaxson 

When a guy with a huge cock stretches your pussy the distance of a black hole.
Samantha got a bad case of the dirty Jaxson last night when Chad stretched her pussy out with his Schlong.
Dirty Jaxson by Eatmypussy69 December 24, 2020

dirty jaxon 

a gay man who watches hentai 24/7. makes out with any man he sees.
bro i am such a dirty jaxon

dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break
"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"
dirty jaxton by imcool1111 April 14, 2025
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