dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
by imcool1111 October 7, 2023
mugGet the dirty mattmug.

dirty jaxton

when a percussionist shoves a stick up your ass, rotates it, and starts playing a pulse percussion snare break
"HE DID ME DIRTY BY DIRTYING ME UP WITH A DIRTY JAXTON IN REHEARSAL YESTERDAY!!"
by imcool1111 April 14, 2025
mugGet the dirty jaxtonmug.

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