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Dirty Jasper

Best person ever to live
Wow that dirty jasper is such a good person
Dirty Jasper by Jaaaaasper April 15, 2020

dirty jasper

A stinky english doing fart pants.
Oh look did you here that is dirty jasper he smells.
dirty jasper by gaming dot September 6, 2017

Dirty Jasper

When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"

Dirty Jesper 

Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
Dirty Jesper by Ohnanawhatsurname September 7, 2021

Dirty Jesper 

You do the sex with a log of whamon
Aw man you did Dirty Jesper last night?
Dirty Jesper by Yezper September 14, 2021
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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