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Dirty Jacoi 

When a man fucks a woman but his penis is very small, so she has to fake it.
His dick was so small I pulled a dirty jacoi on him
Dirty Jacoi by Istillrespectwaman December 3, 2021
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dirty jaci 

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.
Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s
dirty jaci by Yarma April 16, 2020

Dirty Jackie 

A Dirty Jackie, is when the female takes her Pooper and rubs it up against the male's wee-wee, yet never actually lets you penetrate. This is usually used to make fun of your partner.
Guy 1: Damn that girl Sabrina, she kept pulling a Dirty Jackie on me, I wanted to fuck her so bad
Guy 2: What the hell is a Dirty Jackie
Dirty Jackie by Hot_Poonts May 5, 2020

Dirty Jacie 

When her boyfriend asks for a blowjob she gives him it but followed by a cream pie.
Look at her pulling a dirty Jacie on that guy.
Dirty Jacie by Bongdude May 18, 2020

dirty jackie 

When a guy borrows your tools and scratches his asshole with them before returning them
Hey what's this brown stuff on my wrench? Sonofabitch , you gave me a dirty Jackie!
dirty jackie by Liquid fart January 2, 2018

dirty jacinda 

When you're walking out of a bar and you lick the guy you want to go home with.
When every time your man bends over you stick your finger in his butt
I pulled a dirty jacinda last night and went home with the cutest guy there and as we were leaving he bent over to tie his shoe and I pulled another dirty jacinda
dirty jacinda by Ass rocket April 2, 2023

Dirty Jacinta 

When you take 2 penises in the butt, 2 in the vag while trying to sell the penis owners electronic devices.
A: Hey bri, how was your day today?

B: I went to the store to buy an inverter and then got roped into a Dirty Jacinta in aisle 3. It was kinda gay and nerdy. Got my inverter and she talked me into buying this drone, too.
Dirty Jacinta by ThunderboltNZ April 4, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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