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When you do your skincare routine with your own semen
i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'
Dirty JP by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023
Words you can keep
A dirty jp is a small fuck that smokes too much weed and plays video games
Yo bro i met this dirty JP cunt did fuck all but master bate and play video games
dirty jp by Nomme bou April 16, 2020
The dirty JP is one of the finest rituals to ever exist. It consists of 2 guys naked but with a tie and mcdonalds socks charging up their "JuJu" crystals. Once the crytals are charged 2 more men apear and one women. I think you know what is about to go down. Anyway, all the men jack off at the same time, drowing the women in cum. Afterwards the men do chest compression to sae the women while each guy is getting fucked from behind by another guy. Basically it is a fisting train while giving chest compression. Once them women is alive they each shove they're crytals up they're ass to gain confidence during sex with their wife. Nobody speaks of the ritual again until it happens exactly 69 months later.
That dirty JP gave me a new perspective of life. I can see sounds now.
Dirty JP by asdfasdfadfaf November 23, 2021
Make the dirty sex tape ever made with a England boy and a Colombia girl

Best thing to watch

Others nationality are cool but this one is the best mix ever.
Just think about it !!!
We bang like in a dirty jp. Was amazing
Dirty JP by Irish 222222 September 6, 2021

dirty j.p. 

This occurs when you fuck a whore, while drinking a blue light.
Hey look at Newman. He is giving his bitch the dirty j.p.
dirty j.p. by Brew Crew 4 Life August 4, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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