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Dirty Hoffman

A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
Dirty Hoffman by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
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Dirty Hoffman

When your fucking your girlfriend in the butt and you pull out and there is poop on your dick and you wipe it off with your pointer and middle finger and put it in your mouth like a pinch of chew.
Ken was fucking the filthy in the butt and pulled out and saw shit on his dick and realized there was no better time for a Dirty Hoffman.
Dirty Hoffman by Jonny Red June 10, 2009

Dirty Hoffman

a) Someone who is most likely a pedophile or possible stalker. Typically this type of pedophile speaks with their eyes shut and monotone.

b) It could also be used as a kinky sex position.
Ex. A) Dude, that guy over there is a total Dirty Hoffman.

Ex. B) Do you want to try the Dirty Hoffman tonight? Ok, put your legs behind your head and let's do this.
Dirty Hoffman by DBagger December 19, 2012
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