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Dirty Henry 

The act of defecating before a shower, but not wiping yourself clean because you use your hand as toilet paper as you take a shower. Only Italians and Jehovah's Witnesses do this.
Henry: Shit, out of toilet paper. Guess I might as well take a shower.

Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.
Dirty Henry by Danny Seagal April 27, 2006
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Dirty henry 

The act of meeting a stranger in a shopping center and being dragged into the disabled toilets to then ejaculate on her and run away
Henners did a classic dirty Henry
Dirty henry by Hammer123time April 14, 2020

Dirty Henry 

When you circumcise yourself with a cheese grater and then feed your foreskin to some faggot named Carlos.
Wow he just popped a dirty Henry.
Dirty Henry by Yes69 pepepopo January 24, 2020

The Dirty Henry 

The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
I can't believe he gave her The Dirty Henry
The Dirty Henry by bigtimers May 16, 2014

Dirty Henrickson 

When 2 lesbians play tug of war with anal beads for pleasure, than the loser of the match will be fingered really hard till they squirt.
Dirty Henrickson by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017

Dirty henri 

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.
'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'
Dirty henri by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020

Dirty Henrickson 

When two lesbians play tug of war with their vagina using anal beads as a rope and the loser gets tied up to a wall and furiously fingered till they start to squirt from their pussies.
"Me and my girlfriend played a round of dirty henrickson. I won!"
Dirty Henrickson by Jacob "Boothby" September 29, 2017
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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