Dirty Grapes

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When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.

They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!

Dirty Grapes by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

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Dirty Grape Juice

When you put grapes on a string and insert them into someone's asshole. That person then squeezes their ass, crushing the grapes while the first person drinks the dirty grape juice.

Mike put the string in her ass and rubbed her pussy, causing her to orgasm. She then squeezed her asshole while Mike licked up the dirty grape juice.

Dirty Grape Juice by Alsex27 October 16, 2016

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Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"

Dirty Grape by ematz December 4, 2014

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dirty graves

A sloth like male👨 that does nothing but play bass🐟 fishin🎣 on Xbox 🎮and browse for protection🔫on his phone📱. Whilst slobbering with his dogs🐶.

"Instead of going out Aaron decided to stay home and be a (dirty Graves)."

dirty graves by BubukittyFUCK February 26, 2021

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dirty graceson

A girl or guy who is obsessed with other people’s relationships and likes to to know what a couple is doing all the time. They also really like abs or booties and wants to touch them. Dirty Graceson is when you really want something but is really shy about it but eventually they will get it. Dirty Graceson is really attractive and sweet but feisty.

Oh yeah.. that’s my dirty graceson she knows what she wants!

That’s my dirty graceson... he’s mine girls!

dirty graceson by Riley Payne April 27, 2020

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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