Dirty Findlay

A Dirty Findlay is when you have sex with Both parents on a Wednesday, every second month.
This is a rare one only to be committed by ‘Findlay’s’

Alfred -“Findlay are you coming to the party on Wednesday”
Findlay- “no sorry I can’t it’s dirty Findlay night tonight”

“Ok ‘FinDlay”

Dirty Findlay by Wky_Bky May 3, 2020

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Dirty Finlay

When you make a gay porn video of you sucking curry off someone’s dick and it accidentally gets out so you try and hack porn sites to get it taken down

Person 1: I’m so screwed, I did a dirty Finlay

Dirty Finlay by Joe Stacey May 1, 2020

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Dirty Fondlay

When you start masturbating while on the toilet, and take a shit half way through, then dip your balls in it and drag it across the bathroom floor and finish off whilst appreciating the art you have created.

And his father exclaimed, “I need a mop, he’s done another dirty fondlay in the bathroom“

Dirty Fondlay by victorcrumb01 April 18, 2020

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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