Dirty Findlay

A Dirty Findlay is when you have sex with Both parents on a Wednesday, every second month.
This is a rare one only to be committed by ‘Findlay’s’

Alfred -“Findlay are you coming to the party on Wednesday”
Findlay- “no sorry I can’t it’s dirty Findlay night tonight”

“Ok ‘FinDlay”

Dirty Findlay by Wky_Bky May 3, 2020

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Dirty Finlay

When you make a gay porn video of you sucking curry off someone’s dick and it accidentally gets out so you try and hack porn sites to get it taken down

Person 1: I’m so screwed, I did a dirty Finlay

Dirty Finlay by Joe Stacey May 1, 2020

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Dirty Fondlay

When you start masturbating while on the toilet, and take a shit half way through, then dip your balls in it and drag it across the bathroom floor and finish off whilst appreciating the art you have created.

And his father exclaimed, “I need a mop, he’s done another dirty fondlay in the bathroom“

Dirty Fondlay by victorcrumb01 April 18, 2020

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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