Dirty Elson

When you empty a tube of toothpaste and replace it with diarrhea.

Last night I had a house party that got pretty wild, woke up this morning and got a dirty elson.

by Easy_e$ June 19, 2023

Dirty Elson

A Dirty Elson is the name for a male, typically of caucasian race, who has displayed or is accused of displaying queer, homosexual, bisexual or 'femboy' behaviour. They are typically unhygienic and can survive 50 hours without sleep at one time. Their main characteristic trait is subtly flirting with the other gender however the main response is simply being ignored. One such incident involving a Dirty Elson is when one affected individual made sexual noises of pleasure over an online Discord call in return for a subscription referred to as 'Nitro'.

Person 1: You see that sad lonely little bitch over there in the corner?
Person 2: Yeah, that's just a Dirty Elson, his name is Thomas
Person 1: Fuck, I would kill myself if I was him

by retardedniggah November 20, 2023

Dirty Eljon

A mid tall gay phillipino kid that like using alaskan pipes (frozen shit in a condom) to practice getting cumshot by a large brown horse and is a Neo-Nazi fan who loves little girls and gets blowjobs from his pet parrot

Bro is just such a Dirty Eljon my guy

by JizzaWizza January 9, 2024