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The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
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A weeb that is in love with dragon ball z super.
Elson: Dragonballzsuperfanboy4lif.com
Elson by JKgAm3rZ March 1, 2017

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Elson is stubborn
Elson by anonymous September 21, 2021

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A right player with a passion for sleeping with his sisters. Some may even call him a nonce
Stop elson, were in public
Elson by Fuehsjdjdjdf December 8, 2019

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A young boy that always go to the club with his brother and is either late to school or leaves early
Elson was late to mr.crocks class
Elson by Ism Isis June 4, 2018

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a on9 chai who like s.y. tone
ay elson, why u so on9??
elson by kwkeleeo November 21, 2021

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elson, loves bananas, and is a baka baddie
elson by thegoddlygod November 28, 2021
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