Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.

She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.

Dirty Dildo by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

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Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)

DLD- Dirty Little Dildo is a name call for your submissive boyfriend/husband or significant other while in the bed.

Sub- Nngh~ Master~
Dom- You're my Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)~!
Sub- Yes I am~!

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD) by soggycum November 17, 2020

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Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

Dirty dildos by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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