Dirty Dildo

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.

Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.

She slid her dirty dildo into her vagina in hopes to have an orgasm while finishing her dump.

Dirty Dildo by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

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Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)

DLD- Dirty Little Dildo is a name call for your submissive boyfriend/husband or significant other while in the bed.

Sub- Nngh~ Master~
Dom- You're my Dirty Little Dildo (DLD)~!
Sub- Yes I am~!

Dirty Little Dildo (DLD) by soggycum November 17, 2020

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Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better

Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others

Dirty dildos by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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