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Dirty Delilah 

The act of covering a dick in pollen, then proceeding to stick a flower up the penis.
Simone did the Dirty Delilah with Aaron last night.
Dirty Delilah by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020
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Dirty Delilah 

A woman wears a strap-on dildo and fucks a woman whilst motorboating in her fat tits then gets fucked by a woman and then they do a 3-way, resulting in both women to bite the man’s and penis off and the man sucks each woman’s tits.They all end up moaning.
After they all have oral sex, another man comes in, and both men give the women a wedgie, or vice versa followed by an abominable wedgie, all whilst only wearing bikinis the men whip them and give the women vibrators and shock collars and put them to max on they’re tits and vaginas, whilst inserting a vibrating dildo up both their pussys,the women,one putting cat ears on,one putting bunny ears on,both wearing stripper outfits,while sitting on a speaker’s microphone, aggressively jumping on it and rubbing it against their vagina and breasts, at this point they’re laying down and the men hump the women whilst using sexual torture methods, the men drink vodka from the girls mouths and vaginas and chain the girls limbs and end up torturing them very badly sexually whilst they roll their eyes back and stick takis up the mans ass, and eats and licks everything out of it.
This will take a while, and for food, they drink milk, and a lot of dairy. Do soft vore and men have to eat a lot of whipped cream, after the session, you should be shaky, now you have a choice, do it again, or at the end do any vore, or have a wedgie of the womens choice and stick a bottle of alcohol up all your privates make sure it’s tight/gaping!
Man: Hey, wanna do a dirty Delilah?
Woman 1: Sure!
Woman 2: yes!
Dirty Delilah by _Ang3l.D7st_ July 23, 2023

Dirty Dalilah 

When a man sticks his weiner in a dogs ass, then rubs the shit on his girlfriends upper lip, making it look like a Dirty dalilah stache.
that guy likes to give his girlfriend a dirty dalilah.
Dirty Dalilah by Dalilah123 January 16, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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