Dirty Cortes
When you put your finger up your own butthole and then put it in your own mouth. Then after you lick the butthole essence of your finger, you lick someone’s ice cream cone.
Dirty Cortes by Cheeks Clapperton June 6, 2020
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dirty courtesy
When you pass gas when your vacuuming out cars and shut the door so your wife or buddy smells your fart.
Leaving the oil change place I smelled something gross. As I looked back at the shop the workers were laughing then I realized it was a Dirty Courtesy. Man Did it smell bad.
dirty courtesy by Lynndogg765 February 5, 2019
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Dirty Dick Down contest
For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
Dirty Dick Down contest by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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