You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!

that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!

Dirty Carmine by LukeAss May 20, 2007

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Dirty Calvin

1. When a man pulls out and cums so hard he shoots into his own mouth, doesn't let it faze him, and pulls her down to kiss him, transferring the cum.

Last night we were having sex and, at the last minute, he pulled out and went dirty Calvin on me.

Dirty Calvin by Benyumin June 13, 2019

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Dirty Calvin

A Dirty Calvin is a person who is sweet and loving but he has a monster hiding in he's pants O.o when I say this I’m not joking like OoF- every guy would wish to have a pp like he’s xd.

Ooooh your such a Dirty Calvin.

Dirty Calvin by Pure stupidity April 18, 2020

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Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

Dirty Calvin by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

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