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Dirty Can Martin 

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.
Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin
Dirty Can Martin by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020

dirty oil can 

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Can I Fight These Dirty Suckers Now And The Answer Is...

Can I Fight These Dirty Suckers Now And The Answer Is...
Can I Fight These Dirty Suckers Now And The Answer Is...

dirty candy 

The hottest, sexiest one around A true goddess DirtyCandy will be the one to rock your entire world. You better keep your Dirty 7Candy to yourself, if not your a fool, her dangerous but oh so sexy eyes will keep you in a trance. And oh what them lips do explosive sexual desire beyond belief. Dangerous but irresistible Everyone wants her so you better be doing your job or someone will kindly do it for you.Candy is a rare breed no other can even come close. Candy loves to please her mate in any way they desire, Candy is definitely the best you will ever have. Think twice before letting go, you'll never find another to do the things lime Candy does!
I CANT GET ENOUGH, DIRTY CANDYS MY ADDICTION

Dirty Cantos 

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.
The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".

Dirty Candy 

An extremely attractive person with whom you want to have sex, but due to their history of indiscriminant sex with an excessive number of partners, dissuades you from acting on your impulses.
I would totally do Jeff, but he is such Dirty Candy, I bet after one lick I would catch something.