dirty cactus

Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.

I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.

by MARKK November 19, 2006

Dirty Cactus

The Anal fixation of ramming a cactus up someone Asshole, until pleasure is complete. With the occasional stuck needles for maximum pleasure.

"I tried Dirty Cactus for the first time, didnt like it. Couldn't sit for a week."-said Bartholomew

by CedrickSparklesack February 21, 2026