Definitions by MARKK

dirty ron

where you take a shit and a piss into a bottle then you shake it up. After it is into a liquid form you go up behind someone then shank them the take the bottle and shove it up there ass then tip them over

hahah i just dirty ronned... RON

dirty ron by MARKK December 15, 2006

Dirty Clock 

first eat mexican or chinese food whatever gives you diarehha then when someone takes a shit on another individual and moves there asshole back and forth like a pendulum over their vagina

ooo man i dirty clocked mattr last night

Dirty Clock by MARKK November 19, 2006

dirty cactus 

Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.

I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.

dirty cactus by MARKK November 19, 2006

dirty itch 

before having any form of sex, the male rubs poison ivy, oak, etc. on his dick there after fucks female in the ass and female fucking hole. thus, leaving a iritating rash INSIDE of her

jeff gave shanan a dirty itch last night

dirty itch by MARKK November 19, 2006

dirty baseball 

the male takes a shit into her hands and she rolls it into a ball. after shaped like a baseball, she pitches it to the male who swings his erected COCK and trys to hit it back into her mouth.

i hit a home run playing dirty baseball with kudly

dirty baseball by MARKK November 19, 2006