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Dirty Brendan 

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew
Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.
Dirty Brendan by Dirtyone January 8, 2019
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Dirty Brendan 

When a retard gets hit by a car
Steve: Woah dude that retard just got hit by a car Fred: Thats just Dirty Brendan

Dirty Brendan 

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.
Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

Dirty Brenda 

When you smash your baby daddy's car with wine bottles and fuck his brother and then continue to ruin his life.
Did you hear about that girl who banged her daughter's uncle? That's a dirty Brenda move!!

dirty brenden 

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.
Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"
dirty brenden by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

dirty brenda 

When a girl takes a corndog in the ass and goes to pull it out only to find out the stick was the only thing to come out :
I was masturbating with a corndog last night and it got stuck I couldn't get the ( dirty Brenda ) out !
dirty brenda by Sweetshaft May 29, 2019

Dirty Brendon 

When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.
She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!
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