Dirty Armani

A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.

ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"

FRIEND: "No, what was it?"

ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"

FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"

ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"

Dirty Armani by Skeeterville June 4, 2020

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Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

Dirty Armando by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

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Dirty Arman

Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.

Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."

Dirty Arman by FaggotChinkGaming August 4, 2022

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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

dirty armadillo by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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