Dirty Armani

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A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.

ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"

FRIEND: "No, what was it?"

ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"

FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"

ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"

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Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

Dirty Armando by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

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Dirty Arman

Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.

Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."

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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

dirty armadillo by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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