Dirty Armani

A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.

ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"

FRIEND: "No, what was it?"

ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"

FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"

ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"

Dirty Armani by Skeeterville June 4, 2020

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Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

Dirty Armando by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

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Dirty Arman

Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.

Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."

Dirty Arman by FaggotChinkGaming August 4, 2022

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dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

dirty armadillo by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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