A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.
ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"
FRIEND: "No, what was it?"
ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"
FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"
ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"
FRIEND: "No, what was it?"
ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"
FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"
ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"
by Skeeterville June 5, 2020