A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.
You know what I don’t want some lanky tall dude I want a dirty Andre.
When you take a shit across your girlfriend's forehead - horizontally. Then smear your dick through it running it down her nose and into her mouth. Creating Andrej the Giant eyebrows on her. All of this is happening while her father is fucking you in the ass from behind while looking over your shoulder and saying "Are you alright honey!?" with each thrust into your ass. Your girlfriend keeps replying "mMMMmmmmbbbmbmbbbmmbbb" - because your dirty cock is still in her mouth.
Oh man...I caught Kevin doing the dirty Andrej with Juanita and her fatherJose; it's a sight I'll never forget.
A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'
I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste likehoney. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.