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Dirty Amari 

Dirty Amari is a slogan used in Florida where you buy calamari strips at your local store and shove them one by one down your butt. After that, you submerge your ass in swampy Floridian water and let the fishies eat them out. If you’re lucky, an alligator will come. After that, you will lay down wherever you are and let your partner eat you out.
I tried doing a Dirty Amari, but the store ran out of calamari strips.
Dirty Amari by Bill Ashton April 15, 2020

Amarillo Dirt Devil 

The act of swirling a womans hair inside a toilet bowl full of recently excreted diarrhea, while penetrating her from behind.
Hey, did I tell you about how I gave Natasha an "Amarillo Dirt Devil" the other night?

She'll be walking funny, and washing corn out of her hair for the next two days.
Amarillo Dirt Devil by JRyan October 4, 2007