Dirty Alan
Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan
Dirty Alan by Northy666 September 4, 2019
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Dirty Alan
Dirty Alan by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018
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dirty alan
A guy who says he's bi but actually he prefers to finger his own butthole every night. He doesn't like men or women, just himself. He will hit on people to get them to finger his butthole and then dump them.
Bob: Who's that guy?
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
Jerry: Oh that's dirty Alan, don't let him hit on you because really he just wants you to finger his butthole!
dirty alan by Entrusted March 5, 2017
dirty alana
The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.
dirty alana by do u have my juul April 15, 2020
Dirty Alanis
When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
Dirty Alanis by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
dirty alanna
dirty alanna by Alannaisawhore April 26, 2020
Dirty Alanah
Dirty Alanah by Bagel_123 February 16, 2023
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.