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Dirty Afton

A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.
Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.
Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020
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Dirty Afton

A sexual act performed on horseback where the woman and her willing partner are on a mustang speeding through a field. Before climax, the woman puts her pussy in over the horses eyes while the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. With the horse blind and running wildly, the partners climax together before crashing into an unsuspecting object/person.
Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!
Dirty Afton by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020

Dirty Antonia 

A woman that pretends to be vanilla so she can lure unsuspecting men into her dungeon - where she crucifies them, covers them in peanut butter and jelly, and has her friends lick them clean while she masturbates in the corner.
A Dirty Antonia will tell you she's a gentle flower, but she's a Great White and will fuck you up in the bedroom.
Dirty Antonia by NordicSnack April 1, 2020

Dirty Anton 

When a boy take his dick and fuck a girl right in her ass and after fuck a dude right in his ass and say they shall suck his dick
You: I just pulled a Dirty Anton last night
Him: good for you?

Dirty Antonio 

When a man fingers a woman in the ass and then inserts the glazed finger into the woman's mouth. If the woman is receptive, she will respond by sucking on the finger.

It is recommened to give the gift of Antonio to those you love, for he is the gift that will not be forgotten.
So, the other day my girlfriend questioned my love for her. I knew that when we made love that night, it had to be special. Nothing I could have done would have shown her the passion I feel for her, except for the Dirty Antonio.

With my finger deep inside her ass, I pleasured her while it got glazed with love chocolate. Then, to her surprise, I inserted the finger into her mouth. It was at that moment she met Antonio and discovered my love, for he showed her that it has no bounds. Thank you, Antonio.
Dirty Antonio by Anthony Piro August 9, 2006

dirty antone 

when you take a shit and its runny (diarrhea)
fuuuuuuuck i just took a dirty antone bro
dirty antone by derpyderk April 6, 2020

dirty Antonio 

the act of stuffing random foreign objects into someone's ass
Person 1: ay bro you won't believe what I just did, I just gave my stepdad a Dirty Antonio
dirty Antonio by е May 4, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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